Saturday, February 18, 2006

Worst G.I. Joe Ripoff Ever Made

You know, Doom: The Movie was bad enough, but now there are just rubbing salt in my brain. These could be cool, if they didn't suck golf balls through 1/8 inch fallopial tubing.

15 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

You know, for a genius, you watch an awful lot of movies based on video games...

Anonymous said...

Fuckin right doggie!

Just wait until Diablo II: Lord of Destruction the Movie. Then you will see some craptastic film making.

ZZ

Unknown said...

He's a nerd too, teh! N-E-R-D!!!

Chuckles said...

I want to see the action figures based on the movie by ass2006.

Rob said...

the catch phrase for ass's movie could be, "RIDE THE SNAKE!"

Chuckles, I voted for BONOBO KNIGHT FIGHT!!!, but I'm glad that it took 3rd at least. Damn those cute kids reading about cobags...

Anonymous said...

i gave yours a 9. as a peacenik, i must oppose the use of dick cheney in anything

Unknown said...

The only reason baby si-si won, is because what Pinko Punko isn't saying: it is because she's related to him in REAL LIFE!

Stupid Pinko for banning me. Take that, you Take-5 geek!

Chuckles said...

Oh so now we see the truth behind Pinko's Bushield. He is a nepotistic bastard!

Unknown said...

This is why you stick with AG. I'm a yenta in the know.

Chuckles said...

You're a lentil?

Unknown said...

You goofwad!

Unknown said...

I cannot believe you didn't rip Pinko for the nepotism over at 3B!

Chuckles said...

I won a "Monster Ballads CD", what do I care if he let his nephew or whatever win?

Heaven isn't too far awaaaaaay...

Unknown said...

OK, but you could have won a t-shirt!

Chuckles said...

I'll just go buy some gloooobshirts.