Here we go again with the cute kid pictures in an attempt to get snatch.
I can speak for the Boston and New York girl Cityites when I tell you that the more kids you show us, the less play time you'll get with your boy toy. We don't like the babies. Our ovaries scream at the thought of kids.
Now show me your boobs and you'll get beads and more!
I really like how you choose to speak for an entire city of women. Fulsome is right when he says you remind him of me from five years ago.
On men, they are called pecs. After I get a bit of a tan, I'll show you my pecs. I have been working out for a bit now and my shoulders are beginning to fill out.
Fulsome doesn't know jack about AG or girls for that matter! Yes, I speak for a city full of women. Any woman who lives in a city like New York or Boston AND wants children is lame because if you are a true cityite all you want to do is drink and whore. Nothing more, nothing less. If you want a family, go the effing 'burbs where your type belongs.
Fullie, catagorize me however you want. Just keep your baby breeding locked up in the 'burbs and in your mini van.
AG, I remember thinking like you do. Eventually the drinking and whoring get old. Ok, not that I did any whoring. I do agree with you that showing women pictures of your too cute for words nephew will not get you touch. It will get you a sweet smile and a "you are such a nice boy." Single women out whoring don't want nice, they want Gorilla.
Yeah, Pinko Punko, a few gays and Sean S. and Jermturd, along with their "types".
What's your problem with that? You didn't get any snatch in Virgina at a coffee house this weekend? AKA, some girl didn't buy your 'routine' at Starbucks in G-town or Dupont Circle?
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Here we go again with the cute kid pictures in an attempt to get snatch.
I can speak for the Boston and New York girl Cityites when I tell you that the more kids you show us, the less play time you'll get with your boy toy. We don't like the babies. Our ovaries scream at the thought of kids.
Now show me your boobs and you'll get beads and more!
I really like how you choose to speak for an entire city of women. Fulsome is right when he says you remind him of me from five years ago.
On men, they are called pecs. After I get a bit of a tan, I'll show you my pecs. I have been working out for a bit now and my shoulders are beginning to fill out.
Fulsome doesn't know jack about AG or girls for that matter!
Yes, I speak for a city full of women. Any woman who lives in a city like New York or Boston AND wants children is lame because if you are a true cityite all you want to do is drink and whore. Nothing more, nothing less. If you want a family, go the effing 'burbs where your type belongs.
Fullie, catagorize me however you want. Just keep your baby breeding locked up in the 'burbs and in your mini van.
See? Dude is so right. You had to have known me back then and to see yourself now.
No way! You hairy back merries don't know.
Fulsome is starting to act like AG now. What is it Freaky Friday?
Pinko, that is probably my fault. He used to get crazier with proximity and time in relation to me.
AG, I remember thinking like you do. Eventually the drinking and whoring get old. Ok, not that I did any whoring. I do agree with you that showing women pictures of your too cute for words nephew will not get you touch. It will get you a sweet smile and a "you are such a nice boy." Single women out whoring don't want nice, they want Gorilla.
Or so I've heard. Really.
Thanks Dando. That's all I was saying. You are very wise, IMHO.
Is there any guy in the blogoverse youu aren't hunting, AG?
Yeah, Pinko Punko, a few gays and Sean S. and Jermturd, along with their "types".
What's your problem with that? You didn't get any snatch in Virgina at a coffee house this weekend? AKA, some girl didn't buy your 'routine' at Starbucks in G-town or Dupont Circle?
They all buy the routine, baby.
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