Monday, March 27, 2006

A Question I Have Often Asked Myself

Why do all my parties turn into Oktoberfest? Probably because I haven't met any girls who wanted be my friend since college. Too bad, so sad. I am also curious as the Groucho Marx nature of my relationships with women. It is highly amusing for my friends, but less so for me.

As a further delve into the oddness that tends to surround my life, while not necessarily having anything to do with me or by me, this is just a little too close to the bone. The date is oddly close to the perennial celebration of the glorious day of my birth.

6 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

Any more posts like that Red Dawn one, and doubtless you'll soon have to beat the girls back with a stick!

Anonymous said...

which girls wanted to be your friend in college?

Chuckles said...

Oh jesus. Can I not spell today or what?

The girls in college, pretty much a lot of them were chill with me. By the time I had reached my final semester in school I was like this old grandpa type guy.

The girls all wanted to bounce on my knee and I could say ricockulously naughty stuff to them and they would just say, "Oh, Chuckles, you are such a kidder!" and then go hump my buddies. It was much more fun than it sounds.

zjolanpb: The famous Latvian cabbie.

teh l4m3 said...

"The girls all wanted to bounce on my knee..."

I hope they weren't cum farters.

PS Where's AG to make fun of you? We need an aimless, reverse-sexist, feminazi rant right about now...

Chuckles said...

Yeah, I miss her, in a way that only means that I miss the fact that most of my posts would have triple the comments if she were around.

masysia: the part of Asia that contains Skull Island and Monster Island.

Chuckles said...

That is a lot more than I usually wear when I am unemployed. Or home by myself.

I felt pretty creative at times because I would work on my stories, but mostly I just got caught up in tv that didn't interest me. I did work out more often though.