A new report indicates that all we need to do to win in Iraq is to give everyone pie. Operation Pie in the Sky will produce a unified win and stop all fighting in Iraq, once we have ignored the problem long enough.
Remember everyone, changing generals in the middle of a war is a sure fire way to lose. Am I right, General McClellan?
Breed them out teh? Iraqi men will now have white women because we know that men of color become powerless once they taste the forbidden fruit of the white woman. Swarthy man's kryptonite and all?
White wimmin is overrated.
Ok, I have no idea who this anonymous is and I am not clear how she/he/it is drawing conclusions.
As a member of the pie-based community, I strongly support this policy. As long as we're talking about delicious fruit pies with crisp, flaky crusts...and not the nightmare invoked by Teh.
I am decidedly pro apple pie.
I am pro pumpkin pie and pecan pie.
I must declare that the monstosity claiming to be pumpkin pie that resides within my fridge and rules cruelly over my condiments is not a friend of mine.
Some day, a loaf may rise and topple this hideous beast, sending it to the nether realm of Dis'Posal.
Because who doesn't like pie? And chips?
But if we give the Iraqis pie, won't that just lead to a pie fight? Improvised Filling Devices going off in the streets?
Well we'd only have problems in three or four provinces. And we know where the Weapons of Mincemeat Destruction are -- somewhere around Tikrit, somewhere to the North, or South, or that area...
PS Chuckles I found your t-shirt.
I formally declare a fatwah and jihad against pumpkin, pecan and mincemeat "pies". They are not true pies, and have strayed from the path of pieghtousness. ESPECIALLY mincemeat, which is the Great Satan. The truly pieghteous know that there is no pie true but Cherry Pie, although the Appleists are also "people of the pie" and our brothers and sisters in faith.
Cherry pie : pie :: old milwaulkee : beer
I hereby support Mincemeat Pie, but only the recipe my father and I make from scratch. Store mincemeat is grodhy.
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