Not really. I am fairly certain I am not the second person to post a link to it, but Jesus Dress Up is really fun in a sacrilicious sort of way.
In regards to the title, I have decided that I can not allow any of the abstinence only education companies I was forced to include in our database to advertise with us. If this costs me my job, I can always wait tables until the Good Old Girl Network lands me another job. This is not a reference to gay people, but a reference to the fact of my existence that my Mom and her friends are my best job hunting network ever. Shut up. I am not kidding.
My Mom is really awesome. She is a better cook than Res and Blue Girl, even if they were to conjugate and have twins. Those demon children would not be as good a cook as my Mom. My Mom is really smart and has an advanced degree. I am not sure in what but I know she went to Northwestern to get it. My Mom knows more languages than most (French, German, Danish, Romanian). My Mom always gives the most thoughtful gifts for everyone she knows. Even though this is not an exactly quantifiable statement, it is still a fact. My Mom confides in me, which is a bit worrisome at times, but surprisingly moving. My Mom is super smart because I am her son.
My Dad is clearly also super smart because he asked my Mom to marry him and she said yes about 38 years ago this August.
They don't read this, which is debatedly a negative and positive factor. Anyway, Happy Father's Day, a little early.
Awwh, that was sweet!
I don't think a nancy boy could have said it better. We all totally dig your hot mom who totally gives AG the gift that she wants. And let me tell you, your mom is cra---zzz-yyy!
Dude, you totally walked into the comments that will follow.
Maybe I'll just ban everyone then. That seems to be ok in your seditious little republic.
Good. Then you could be like that p bomb Punkass. You boys can move in together, watch the World Cup and make out to the Bee Gees. The banning shit really gets under my skin.
P.S. Stop friggin' whining about the Askimet hating you at RoD. Your cute kin, that you haven't posted pictures of lately, is less of a cry baby than you are!!
I was gonna say this was a very nice post but I'm obviously intruding on a personal matter...
What a sweet post!
And what a sweet thought!!
Me and Res cobagitating and having two adorable little evil lookalikes.
It could totally be a sitcom. Or an HBO special presentation.
Chuckles, you know I love you. From behind. You're REALLY NOT BANNED. I'm not kidding. NO ONE IS BANNED from RoD. I don't have any control over Akismet's weirdness, but if I turned it off, my blog would be flooded with crap. It catches about 175 spam-comments every day.
prctvy: when you're so productive that you don't have time for vowels.
I can now feel the love from the Republic.
*Set Status = Cold War Accent*
Clearly, zhe Republic of Dogs is afraid of my sciencey powers and nuklee-ahr wee-pons.
I ain't a-feared of no stinkin' science!! Besides, I've got those two ubernerds, PP and UC, hanging around. Their science should protect me from your science, in some weird cargo-cult sort of way, right?
Jared Diamond is my bitch. I keep him locked in chest under my bed.
Jared Diamond is my bitch.
I totally called it out: Chuckie is a big 'mo. Sorry Res, he's on your team now.
And we got Plover and Fish who can take UC and PP anyday in a science-a-thon. Therefore we got a full on A-Team. All Chuckie has is his his hand and Fulsome, his other bitch, who PP is secretly crushing on.
You're so sweet! A smart mom explains where such a smart son came from.
Linny: SEE!? That's what I was really saying. All my complements about my mom were really just congratulatory self-indulgence.
Well, not exactly, but it is funny to say that, because I am huge caricature of myself.
AG: As the only fully licensed and registered Genius you know, you should definitely fear me. And respect me through that fear.
I'd like to see a copy of the license.
And soon you shall...
dunh dunh DUNH!!1!!
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