Senator Stevens, you are a jackass. Of course, it could also be argued that you have made it as a Republican't if Clif makes fun of you.
But seriously, folks. Internet ignorance is a devastating aspect of business today. Millions of dollars are wasted every year by companies that pay IT professionals to spend hours explaining the simplest aspects of the internet and computer networks to dumb morons. The hardest part for a lot of these poor, benighted ignorant jackasses is understnading that their ill-conceived notions on the nature and capacity of the interenet and their computers are just that. The damned1 IT pros are stuck answering questions that have no answer in reality because the question was formed off in ignorance land.2 For some people, asking a question about a computer is about as hard as asking someone to explain any joke on 3Bulls! because after one or two or thirty seven visits, a random person has yet developed no capacity for understanding the whole. Thus, any answer will simply result in more confusion. This confusion will then lead to anger as the questioner comes to believe that the IT professional is simply obfuscating and keeping the Q'er out of the joke.
But really folks, there is nothing funny about internet ignorance. Or 3 Bulls.
1 In the faustian sense.
2 Ignorance land is located on Charon, about 20 billion miles northwest of Uranus. You may want to take a left and head north for a while after reaching Uranus.