Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Second Brain is Zombified

My Blackberry has died, and shuffles on in the half-life of the undead. It receives calls and messages, but the buttons refuse to work.

Update 1: New phone received on Wednesday at 415 pm.
Update 2: New phone zombified sometime between 730 pm and 1130 pm.
Update 3: Second new phone received 345 pm on Thursday.
Update 4: Second new phone continues to work at 745 pm Thursday. Further updates to follow as events develop.
Update 5: Balloon boy found safe and sound, hiding in an attic.
Update 6: Second phone continues to function as of 353 pm Friday.


Vonnie said...

But does it moan and randomly say "braiiiinz"?
because that would be awesome.

Brando said...

Also, is it covered in dirt and/or dried human blood?

dontEATnachos said...

I'd say it sounds more like it has locked-in syndrome.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm tellin ya man, I didn't eat it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Blloon man: