My Blackberry has died, and shuffles on in the half-life of the undead. It receives calls and messages, but the buttons refuse to work.
Update 1: New phone received on Wednesday at 415 pm.
Update 2: New phone zombified sometime between 730 pm and 1130 pm.
Update 3: Second new phone received 345 pm on Thursday.
Update 4: Second new phone continues to work at 745 pm Thursday. Further updates to follow as events develop.
Update 5: Balloon boy found safe and sound, hiding in an attic.
Update 6: Second phone continues to function as of 353 pm Friday.
But does it moan and randomly say "braiiiinz"?
because that would be awesome.
Also, is it covered in dirt and/or dried human blood?
I'd say it sounds more like it has locked-in syndrome.
I'm tellin ya man, I didn't eat it.
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