I'm so bad, I own a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. I'm so bad, I once played it at the video store on a Friday night in December. People were weeping blood, and bleeding from their ears. I'm so bad, I played it at a holiday cookie party, while we ate the cookies I was supposed to be mailing to I-Forget-Which-Other-Blogger. I'm so bad, I'll be watching it again this holiday season at the end of an Uwe Boll marathon: House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, Postal. I own and love Demon Wind for the love of all that's unholy, I am the only person I know to have seen this movie twice!
You think you're tough? I shit bigger than you.
I don't think I'm big or bad, I just think that you shaved off more than just your hair.
I did, in fact. I shaved off a moustache, too.
I love your brains.
They're well-stewed, by the looks of things.
YOU OWN THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME! WILL YOUR EMUITY NEVER CEASE??!?!?!!!
GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!11!!! MANDOS ANGRY!
you're just trying to scare us for Halloween
speaking of.... did you see today's xkcd?
And the next holiday special shall explore the story a a wookie family impacted by domestic violence at a joyous time of year. Darth Vader works toward galactic domination and also explores what the Christmas spirit means to him.
Kathleen clearly didn't check the first link. Yes, I did see Friday's XKCD. Wait until you the pictures of my Halloween costume, K-Unit.
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