Realizing that the dog running towards you is not happy.
Realizing that the bathroom you just walked into is actually an illegal pharmacist's office.
Realizing that you just approved a print job for 20 million copies, not 20 thousand copies.
Realizing that the airplanes that you can hear flying over head are in fact fighter jets and not jumbo jets and that they are flying low enough to give you a fucking haircut.
What the fuck is going on? What jackass gave permission to fly that low over a goddam city? Those things are damn loud and I missed the coolest part of (some totally rad song)! Now I have to restart the song.
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