Right now, there are hordes of police cruisers and fire trucks zipping around my neighborhood. I guess the Mooninites finally attacked DC.
UPDATE from 1:39 PM: It was some sort of electrical fire two doors down. They shut down the entire block's power for about 30 minutes. There was smoke "pouring from the walls" according to people and no one was hurt, so far as I know.
*KHHHRRRRK*CRACKLE*Adam One-12, we have reports of a suspiciously large wang at DuPont Circle. Please respond*BLOOP*KHHHRRRK*
Actually insiders reported earlier today that it might be in response to a certain political pundit who called in a bow-tie scare. Apparently he found a red bow tie in his sock drawer that he had never seen before. We he examined it closely it read:
"I know what you rented last summer."
That can't be good.
Chuckles, be on the lookout for a sucide bomber who looks suspiciously like Stewie from Family Guy.
He is after all the soccer moms in my neighborhood.
Whenever I am at work and something like this happens, I hope and pray for the electricity to go out so I can get paid for doing nothing. I miss my old job where I literally got paid to do nothing.
Sure. A fire. Right.
You could have put out the fire with your huge wang. Or do the Union guys resent outside interference?
Unions always resent wang interference, they put out a memo:
Chuckles' Wang Block All Everywhere.
hey I thought you weren't going to blog from work anymore. -your brother
I thought for sure they were coming to get you.
Yes, the soccer moms are his next prey. They know what kind of cleats he wears and may or may not blog about the brand.
I'll bet it was Tucker Carlson's listening post catching fire b/c he's too cheap to hire union electricians.
Do you think his force of commandos wear orange jumpsuits and little polka-dot bowties?
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