Thursday, February 22, 2007

A New Assignments

I have been given a research assignment to help some people decorate for a party. The theme is '80s porn. I don't really see the attraction of a theme of this type, but this is not my party. All I remember about '80s porn is big fake boobs, peroxide dye jobs and obnoxious fake orgasms. I will be researching the highest selling pornos from the 1980s but the question I put to you: What were the iconic pornos from the '80s? Were there any?

C.H.U.D. may have some information.


Unknown said...

At least you're taking the assignment seriously.

Chuckles said...

I take everything seriously.

That word does not mean the same to me as it does to others.

Anonymous said...

AG is not even going to waste a single second on this.

She might just give your address to Tuckbag instead. Apparently, he knows how to rent videos.

Anonymous said...

Some great '80s pornos:

Every Woman Has A Fantasy/Every Woman Has A Fantasy Part 2
New Wave Hookers
Devil in Miss Jones Pt 3 & 4
Amanda by Night
Coed Fever
Slick Honey
Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks
Curse of the Cat Woman
House of Dreams
The Pillowman
Mad Love
Bad Girls ( part 1 & 2)
Susie Superstar
Blonde Next Door
Talk Dirty To Me
Ginger On The Rocks
8 To 4
Wild Things
F... And Lot's of It
Surrender in Paradise
Filthy Rich
Nothing To Hide
Satisfiers Of Alpha Blue
Cafe Flesh
White Bun Busters
Centerspread Girls

Don't ask. Please. I may have a problem. Alternately, I might have just read this website:

Anonymous said...

Schmoopies Stanley:


Chuckles said...


Hella awesome. Ignore AG. Like for a week or something.

Anonymous said...

"Taboo II" has always been my favorite, but that might just be due to the ammount of time we spent together in middle school.


Anonymous said...

Yes, ignore AG.

Chuckles can give you blow jobs and make you cupcakes instead.

Sure, try that.

Take advice from a man who has been unlucky in the love department.

Speaking of which, Lori, my friend Chuckles met over the summer was asking about him the other night. UC and AG quizzed her and she definately thinks human activity is responsible for global warming and we should do everything to reduce it ASAP.

Oh yeah, and she likes a lot of sex.

Anonymous said...

I've actually seen only one of the movies in my list, but it was definitely a porn classic. I'll offer 10 schmoopie points if anyone can guess which one. My hint is that it wasn't Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks.

Lori was definitely interesting in the Chuck man, and she does seem to like a lot of sex. But Chuckles, if you go for the ride, don't plan on getting off for a long long time.

Anonymous said...

Schmoopies, you have no points to give you sick, sick bastard!

Chuckles said...

Any ride with me is long. Some might even say interminable. Or however that is spelled.

I do make quite an impression.