Heeerrrrmmmmmm.....Bloggo System Power Status: Green
Genius Status: Caffienated
Genius Processing Power: 99.999999% Capacity
Set Genius Status = Green
Wang Diagnostic: Pre-Ready State
Pelvic Motivators: Full Thrust Available
Set Wang Status = Green
All Systems Report Ready for Bloggo
Damn! Shut the effing thing down. Abort. Abort!
Sensors indicate hostile aliens within 2.3 PARSECS
RED ALERT!!! ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HOSTILE WARSHIPS FROM THE PLANET FEMINA ARE APPROACHING.
Sensors: Target ACQUIRED, Captain!
Captain Wang: Full power to the weapons and raise shields.
FIRE WHEN READY.
That Wang doesn't carry much strength. Given how small it is.
That's not what you said last night.
Correct, I said to UC what an amazing ride he is. Well that and how tragic, oh nevermind...
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