Who Unplugged the Internet?

Work has been relaxing since the internet connection went kerblooie on Monday morning. I have gotten caught up on lots of filing and even solved a tricky problem involving mysterious and reproducing printer drivers on the network.

My new computer arrived while I was home for lunch today. It's totally badass. Supreme Commander is going to be SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

The Federal Reserve at Iota Club and Cafe

I wrote a bunch of posts last night while I was standing by the bar at Iota listening to the music from the group of bands that make up the Federal Reserve. I will eventually get these up on the webbernets. Two of the posts are part of the long languishing Dating Guide. Look for them tonight or tomorrow or Thursday.

In the meantime, Pakistan sure is going crazy isn't it? How many times have we been bitten in the ass by working with oppressive regimes? Some dude said something about how other people do something that has been done before by other people or whatever? Yeah, let's think about that. Sigh.

Captain Helob and the Continuing Adventures Through Subarachnoid Space!

NOW IN 3-D!

WATCH IN STUNNING THREE DIMENSIONAL PROJECTIVATION WHILE CAPTAIN HELOB SEARCHES THROUGH ALL 8 DIMENSIONS FOR THE DIVINO-TETRAHEDRON!!!

THRILL AS THE INTREPID CREW OF THE ENDEAVORING INTREPIDOR SCOUR SPACE, TIME, SPACE-TIME AND ALL THE TIME-SPACE FOR THAT MOST SACRED OF ITEMS WHICH MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS!!!

SHOCK AS YOU SEE ALIENS NEVER BEFORE DREAMT IN OUR ANATOMIES!!!

AWE AS YOU WITNESS EFFECTS PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN IN MOVIES FOR 20 YEARS!!!

On the other hand

The bus for Ricockulous Town has arrived right on schedule and I have boarded. I never miss this bus and I never fail to get on if I see it coming. This bus is never late, unlike the MetroBus. This bus also charges fare only when it stops, unlike MetroBus. This bus is always clean and plays nice music and never, ever, never smells like urine, again, unlike Metrobus.