Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Three Movies

I want to see Doom, Serenity and Waiting.

Doom seems a little, ok a lot, ridiculous and the games were good until the most recent version. The game has zombies, demons, dark atmosphere and marines. So the movie should be similar to Aliens with hellish influences. The only thing that could possibly make for a more completely awesome movie would be having Uwe Boll directing it. He makes the best suckass movies. Roger Corman movies may be prime 'B' movies, the epitome even, but nobody makes suckass like Uwe Boll makes suckass. I can't wait for the Dungeon Seige movie. That should be a masterpiece of the suckass genre and secure Boll a place next to the Sinbad movie with Lou Ferrigno.

Serenity should be moderately entertaining, although I have my doubts. The series was good, but I worry that there will be too much crammed into the movie for it to be good.

Waiting puts Ryan Reynolds back in the comedy where he belongs. He isn't old enough to pull off the dramatic switch that Tom Hanks has. Nor should he ever do that. Having been a waiter and having been waiting for some change to come along in my life, I will definitely go see this. Van Wilder was awesome and Reynolds was good in Buying the Cow, even if the rest of the movie was silly.


Lindsey said...

Definetly know how the movies are. I haven't been to the theater in months...everyone's busy and can't go with me. I think this weekend I may hit a matinee by myself.

Chuckles said...

'One for overrated crap, please.'
That is my style.

teh l4m3 said...

Heard Serenity was "sad" -- I think from someone at Kos. Now I'm intrigued.

As for Waiting, the likelihood of my seeing it is directly proportional to how many grams of coke are snorted by the staff in the bathroom.

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