Hey Piddle Diddle
The hipcat and the fiddle
kidnapped the dog and a spoon.
The geriatric cow got tired of the milking
and dry humped the rotten moon.
Child protective services arrested
some old bitch living in a shoe.
Reform School Girls Seven
starred five of her brood.
Twelve of the little bastards
were shot dealing junk.
Three got shanked
for talking in the clink.
So always wear a rubber
its better than you think.
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