My next residence will likely be Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary. If I am lucky, I will get Folsom prison and be able to sing the eponymous song by the ever awesome Johnny Cash.
For those who are wondering why I am going to prison, I direct you to the right side of my page where you will see the list entitled "People Who Don't Appreciate My Comments." Apparently, some of them have friends in high places because this just happened.
I hope my roommates are gentle.
19 comments:
I would not be surprised if this was spawned from those who don't appreciate your comments. :0) What are you doing to these people?
Just pointing out the wholes in their arguments and logic. Some of them even claimed that I swore heartily on their blogs, but that wasn't really true. One guy even added swear words to one of my comments to justify banning me and then wnet on to say that it was further evidence that all liberals and there should be fierce reprisals. If he wasn't such a complete cobag, it mught have been really funny.
You've only be banned by five blogs. That's hardly impressive. If you get like 15 bans, I'll be impressed.
Friends don't let friends cyberstalk.
I'll be your cell mate, chuckles, and we won't make sweet love unless I give you good drugs.
PS: I'm glad someone finally got the title I gave my Grogan post...
oh shiitake. Goddamn, now I look like an indiot.
Indiot: indie music wannabe
teh: That is..well, it is what it is.
Oh and 15 bans it is.
I guess it resumes.
Good drugs? Can you elaborate please? Working in the industry, I frequently love to hear what is now vogue in the world of pharmaceuticals, both legal and illegal, though I rarely see any difference between the two.
Chuckie -- you got ten to go baby love.
AG: You can get lots of speed and heroin in prison. I saw it on Oz, so it must be true.
It must be true then. Speed is the latest craze, eh? I would have thought of some other stuff, but I guess I am not a kewl kid that way.
That's for the 411.
AG: You are so not kewl and have been for quite some time. That's why teh hearts you so bad. Me, I just think you want to hump me. That's not going to happen, but it is cool nonetheless.
Chuckie, get your head out of your ass for goodness sake.
But I like it up there. It is so warm and cuddly. And there are all these conservatives running around with their heads up their asses, so it must be good for you.
Where is you meme, young man?
Yes, munchwagon rightards do love it up the butt up in both senses of the meaning.
Clearly AG wants to make a home for mistah chuckles' bone.
I can read between the lines.
Teh: Please discuss your obvious deficits in reading braile with your teacher during lunch today.
Where was the Tarantula Tuesday posting? And can we get Nacho dude to share the dilly on Butterstick from 01/06/2006?
Goddammit! I am hooked on your blog lives and I feel like you are acting like my meth counselor by limiting the goodies this week.
Teh: She totally wants a ride on the bone rollercoaster.
You boys are tripping.
I'm going home. I don't have to be apart of moron soup.
I bet you can't stay apart from it for long!
0wn3d!
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