Sunday, January 29, 2006

Daily Show: No Longer?

So, I just woke up and I wanted a weather forecast so I turned on the television. It was left on NBC last night due to my late night viewing of SNL. I wanted a weather report and I got Meet the Press. This is my new favorite fake news show. It was hilarious! A guy pretending to be Bill Frist was denying his prior actions in the Schiavo incident. He said that there was no anatomical way to declare someone to be in a PVS, it is only a clinical diagnosis. (I do not know the difference, but it sounded funny!) He then said the funniest thing! He had learned from the incident! The actor playing Bill Frist said the American people do not want government involved in medical decisions like this. This is hilarious! It's like he is saying that the Republican leadership is going to stop arguing about abortion, assisted suicide and PVS decisions. Man, I was dieing. Just rolling around clutching my side. This show just knocked the Daily Show from its vaunted, lofty position in the fake news I watch.

UPDATE: 11:19 AM: I just found out that Meet the Press isn't a fake news show at all. This means that really was Frist. This means that Frist is a complete (insert favorite insult here).

8 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Bill Frist is a barrel full of monkeys. Monkeys, man!

teh l4m3 said...

He can say it with impunity and a straight face, 'cos it's Press the Meat -- he knows Tim Russert wouldn't call him on it in a bazillion years.

Chuckles said...

But not the funny, happy monkeys. He is a barrel full of monkeys leftover from deprivation studies.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

He's the kind the FDA makes you report on their expiration because you have filled them with sick drugs and chemicals for LD50 studies and they will probably glow toxic green in the incinerator.

Chuckles said...

He is the kind of monkey that compulsively masturbates whenever anyone comes by his enclosure at the zoo and then cuts himself with a shard of glass after the kids are gone to release the shame from his body.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Geesh Chuckie. That's a bit too graphic for even me today.

Chuckles said...

That was why it was posted yesterday.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Goof ball.