Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Quotes from Morons, Part 2

I will only mention her once, because she seems to be a little too easy. Michelle Malkin had this stunning revelation about the Governor of Louisiana.(I don't care to give the details for the quote she whines about, but I am sure they deserve credit. It suffices to say the words aren't mine. The bold text in the quote is my addition.)

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Blanco was out of the country Tuesday, studying flood-control measures in Holland, and unavailable to comment.
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She's in Holland???
Maybe she's shopping for more office furniture.
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No, you twit. Your own quote from the article clearly describes the purpose of her visit. In case my two readers aren't aware, even though I am sure they are, 60% of Holland lies below sea level. Jared Diamond, despite my beef with him(He stole my girl!), said, in a speech at the Lisner auditorium on the GWU campus in DC in March 2005, that the Dutch flood control administration is most corruption free government project in the world and has been for 40? 50? years. Clearly, we know two things: when the Governor of Louisiana needs help, she goes to the undisputed experts and that Michelle Malkin is a dumb moron.

I was going to post some responses to a comment of mine over at IMAO, but apparently they don't ban people. This sucks. I was really hoping to just wade back into that with a ban from a complete bunch of first generation cobags, instead of their dounchemonkey reposters like SeanS or jermcool. I am not going to walk in and swear for a while and get banned that way, because it is lame. If that's what I have to do to get banned, it isn't worth it. I guess there are always those sites with the USS Constitution on them. Those guys seem really touchy. Anybody else have any ideas?

24 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Why not get banned over at Dean's place? That might be more fun. Then start on Rosemary or something. There are a myriad of other sites you can get banned from as well.

You seem to get banned easy enough just by actually having something intelligent to say to the rightwadmunchbags.

I suspect Yosef or teh can give you advice on how to get banned. I know one way is to log in as someone else, i.e. you start posting as Adorable Girlfriend at RoD. It drives the users bonkers. Another way is to find out who the people are like Dean-o and post his true name and phone number on his blog. I mean isn't that why the most recent bill is about? (Feel free to visit Dean's Amazon wish list for the details you need).

Legal Disclaimer: I am posting these suggestions as satire. Anyone who acts upon them is doing it on their own volition and cannot hold me or my peeps accountable. You should not try this at home. Doing so may result in injury, harm or a lawsuit.

teh l4m3 said...

Mebbe you could go to that Idiotarian Mutt's place?

Anyway, Malkin's just another royalist. She'd say anything to try and take the heat off of her Dear Leader.

Chuckles said...

AG, you may have a winner! I was going to avoid Dean Esmay and his wife, but she does post over at SeanS and he is a giant chunderwad...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You stick with me honey and I will teach you how it's done. (I will say it before Teh does, that is not meant in a sexual way).

Chuckles said...

In the last four hours, I decided to give up. There are a lot of them and I have only so many hours in my day. If I am going to spend those hours in a sea of conservative brainshit, I might as well just end it all. I am going to find something fun to do with y time when I am supposed to be working.

I work next door to a music school and I was thinking of learning and instrument. Either guitar or saxophone. Probably sax. Oh yeah, you know who you are. Hot pants!

fulsome said...

1. Ahh, Chuckles. Does it count if I go get banned for you?

2. No meme response. (please, no tagbacks)

3. Don't learn sax unless you are planning to toss what little indie knowledge you have gained to wade into the ever-so-much deeper and more pitfall filled world of jazz. Guitar brings the ladies better anyway.

Chuckles said...

I was thinking both if the price is right.

And when was I tagged?

teh l4m3 said...

Chuckles is "it"!!! HAHAHAHA [runs away...].

Chuckles said...

Goddamit! Get that ass back here!

*Runs after teh, not at all like a little girl*

Buttermyself said...

Here's an easy one: Kenders Musings.

Kender says:
Don't like what I have to say? Good...let me have it. Just don't whine if you need therapy after I ream you a new one. Note that I will not be held responsible for therapy bills.

You'll be banned in five minutes.

Chuckles said...

I just hit that place. I await his answer with not so bated breath.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

How do these guys find you? First Brian, now Elton John, Part Deux?

Chuckles said...

Kender musings wouldn't post my comment. That counts in my book.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What is the reason he won't let you post?

Daniel said...

go over to DU or KOS and say 1 thing out of line with the Democratic Party and count in seconds it takes before your banned.

Buttermyself said...

I was just coming back to see if you got banned by Kender, but holy cow! Dig this guy daniel:

I don't complicate my life trying to understand how all of everything was made in six days or why that doesn't seem to jive with earth-age theories and the such. I don't fry my brain trying to put a "scientific" explanation to the parting of the Red Sea, or whether how it is that the sun stood still during Israel's conquest of the promised land.

Teehee, I'm getting intoxicated on the fruit loopy fumes of his kooky writing. His comments are moderated but I'll try make one anyway.

Chuckles said...

Well, I just left a few. We'll see if Daniel is interested in discourse or just dissing.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Let Pinko know about Daniel. He'll be all over that.

Man, who knew getting banned would help you meet such interesting peeps.

Chuckles said...

Seriously.

Steve the Pirate said...

Wow. I never knew a person could be so damned stupid. Do you wank off while spamming conservative blogs or something? I mean, hell. This is just pathetic.

I highly encourage you and your Junior Communist League to visit my site again. There's nothing I love more than embarassing a dumbass.

There you have it, you've been challenged. I dare you. Step up, or get stepping.

Your friend,
Steve the Pirate

Kender said...

hhhmmm...I banned chuckles? Could be...sometimes I am just not in the mood to put up with ass munching, pad-sucking chowderheads......buttermyself has been around for awhile though....why is such an annoying asshat like buttermyself allowed to keep posting comments and not you chuckles?

Kender said...

BTW, seeing my name on the list of "People that don't appreciate my comments" showed I am in good company. Thanks for that.....I'll put that on my resume.

Kender said...

Hey chucklehead....you didn't get banned....you're comment has been posted, so whats with the lies?

Chuckles said...

Why can't conservative bloggers learn how to use the various forms of you?