Thursday, September 27, 2007

First Baghdad, Next Your SUVs

Did Secretary Rice just declare war on our aging, coal-fired powerplants? Are we going to be launching cruise missiles at SUVs and the factories that produce them? Are we going to send SWAT teams out to the homes of the CEO of the most polluting corporations and arrest them and all their lieutenants? How many second-in-commands are there at BP? Can the board of Dupont now be declared enemy combatants?

Global warming and global pollution is a disaster that we have created. We have to admit that it is our fault and take immediate steps to fix the problem. We can not let corporations pollute anymore than we can allow people to litter.

When I go hiking, I bring extra trash bags so I can pick up the shit that assholes and cobagz leave behind. That shit pisses me off like few other things do. There are trash cans on almost every block of my neighborhood but people still drop shit on the ground all over the place. It is fucking disgusting but these rich cobagz do it all the time. Too many housekeepers in my neighborhood, these chundernuggets think that someone will always be there to clean up after them. I'll do it, but not for you jackasses. I am doing it for me.

7 comments:

mdhatter said...

You live in a zone overflowing with VIPs. They are just so VVVI. So much more I a P than U.

I live in a suburb cjock full of them as well. It never ceases to amaze me what I find on my lawn next to the road.

I usually need to carry a bag around anyhow, for my dogs "presents"

Chuckles said...

Someone has been leaving full bags of crap on the rear wiper of a minivan. Now there's a cobag.

Adorable said...

People are just cobags. That's how it is.

Brando said...

I don't understand littering. Would you go to someone's house and just drop your trash wherever you felt like? You should not only have to pay a littering fine, you should get your nose rubbed in trash.

Chuckles said...

Same with those cobagz that refuse to pick up their dogs refuse.

mdhatter said...

I'm with Branso, whacks on the ass with a rolled up newspaper for the litterer!

Adorable said...

MDhatter, keep your bedroom fetishes to yourself, please.