Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Try, Try Again

Well, this just sucks. I really like the idea of calling the new stadium Taxation Without Representation Field. I would consider going to a Nationals1 game if they did that. I would ultimately reject any offered tickets to any game at that stadium, except offers that came with unrestricted access to multiple Senators and the PA system.

Maybe I should go forward with my idea to get the DC Flag tattooed2 on my shoulder or just the phrase "3 Stars, 2 Bars, 0 Votes." What do you think?

1 The irony of naming it Taxation Without Representation Field would likely not be lost on the business owners who were taxed specifically to pay for the stadium.
2 Oooo, original! I am such a lame cobag.

9 comments:

BOSSY said...

Coincidence. Bossy's team plays in the This Is Representation? field.

Chuckles said...

HAHA!

At least Frist is gone right?

Adorable said...

Ha. Ha.

You can't vote.

Chuckles said...

I can, but the lovely and talented Eleanor Holmes-Norton can't.

Kathleen said...

I hate the Nationals management, but I would forgive them a tiny bit if they named the stadium that.

Brando said...

They should rename it the District of Cockblocking.

Chuckles said...

That is already my name for it. Singles scene here is hard enough without me ruining it for everyone else.

Brando said...

Had you used that before, Chuckles? Sorry if I subconsciously poached.

Krusty: Unless this is Steve Allen, you're stealing my act!

Chuckles said...

No Brando, it was just an unconscious connection between us. I have c'blocked at least one dude every night I have gone flying solo in DC. Once, it was caught on camera, but then not posted to the website of the event hosters.