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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Try, Try Again

Well, this just sucks. I really like the idea of calling the new stadium Taxation Without Representation Field. I would consider going to a Nationals1 game if they did that. I would ultimately reject any offered tickets to any game at that stadium, except offers that came with unrestricted access to multiple Senators and the PA system.

Maybe I should go forward with my idea to get the DC Flag tattooed2 on my shoulder or just the phrase "3 Stars, 2 Bars, 0 Votes." What do you think?

1 The irony of naming it Taxation Without Representation Field would likely not be lost on the business owners who were taxed specifically to pay for the stadium.
2 Oooo, original! I am such a lame cobag.

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9 Comments:

At 7:24 AM, September 19, 2007, Blogger BOSSY said...

Coincidence. Bossy's team plays in the This Is Representation? field.

 
At 9:59 AM, September 19, 2007, Blogger Chuckles said...

HAHA!

At least Frist is gone right?

 
At 12:14 PM, September 19, 2007, Blogger Adorable said...

Ha. Ha.

You can't vote.

 
At 4:46 PM, September 19, 2007, Blogger Chuckles said...

I can, but the lovely and talented Eleanor Holmes-Norton can't.

 
At 6:33 PM, September 19, 2007, Blogger Kathleen said...

I hate the Nationals management, but I would forgive them a tiny bit if they named the stadium that.

 
At 9:47 AM, September 20, 2007, Blogger Brando said...

They should rename it the District of Cockblocking.

 
At 9:54 AM, September 20, 2007, Blogger Chuckles said...

That is already my name for it. Singles scene here is hard enough without me ruining it for everyone else.

 
At 2:15 PM, September 20, 2007, Blogger Brando said...

Had you used that before, Chuckles? Sorry if I subconsciously poached.

Krusty: Unless this is Steve Allen, you're stealing my act!

 
At 9:52 AM, September 21, 2007, Blogger Chuckles said...

No Brando, it was just an unconscious connection between us. I have c'blocked at least one dude every night I have gone flying solo in DC. Once, it was caught on camera, but then not posted to the website of the event hosters.

 

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