Thursday, March 02, 2006

Teh? Why must you remain silent?

I eagerly anticipate teh l4m3'z righteous fury on the video tapes of teh k4tr1n4 governmental meetings. I want to read his loathsome* anger on the contradictory statements of the feds about their preparations and predictions for the New Orleans disaster. I would also like to see how people can spin away the recent batch of evidence that further indicates how truly awful this administration is. What evidence does the right need? Does the vice president need to shoot people in the face before people realize he is a total bastard? Oh, wait.

*Have I gone all wingnut with that use of loathsome?

13 comments:

pop renaissance said...

teh is not yer lap monkey. oh wait - that's right, he is.

AssParrot said...

What videotapes? What giant magnet placed by Dennis Quaid next to said videotapes in the evidence storage room? What giant sucking noise? What coffee smell pervading a waking America? Move along, please.

Chuckles said...

almostinfamous says I need to lay off the coffee. I think he is trying to silence my voice. He must be a bushie. Dennis Quaid is a hard man to please. He works on some good movies and then some truly boring.

teh is so my little lap monkey. Just like that weird little man from The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I bet you like when teh sits in your lap and on your face.

It's not that people don't care or believe. It's like Wal-Mart with the poor. They need the low prices, so what can they do? What can we do besides hire a hit man and pick out a plot?

Did you read today in the news that the Bushtards are moving closer and closer to a national ID system by requiring employers to verify information on a gov't database with your Social Security #?

teh l4m3 said...

What more can I add to this? It pretty much speaks for itself, and as an indicator of the Bush administration's mentality, it tells us nothing we did not already know. Besides, I'm not expecting teh m3d14 to go all apeshit about it.

In short, meh.

Chuckles said...

meh. tepidity is ok.

teh l4m3 said...

Oh, and to the rest of the chattering chowderheads: screw you guys, I'm going home.

almostinfamous said...

i only silence the ones i love. like laura bush.

Chuckles said...

I heard Jenna Bush was open for drilling as part of the agreement on ANWR

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You wish you could visit Jenna's bush!

Chuckles said...

I just said it was open for drilling, I didn't say I would do it. I made a vow that I would not bone anybody who voted for Bush in 2004 until Bush is out of office. In fact, it would take extreme circumstances for me to ever bone somebody who voted for W.

Did you hear about the Sex for Voters thing? It was pretty funny.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

No, I am afraid I did not.

Does that mean you won't bone me since I voted for Bushtard in 00 and 04?

Chuckles said...

Yep, no Chuckbone for AG.