Freelance Genius

I may have a face for radio, but you, sir, have a brain for television.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

How DARE you?

Some poor bastard thinks s/he can defame the greatness that is Red Dawn. To say that Red Dawn is a bad movie is like saying The Wrath of Khan is not the best Star Trek movie ever. I deny this position to my last breath, from hell's heart, I stab at thee.

13 Comments:

At 1:23 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger Smartypants said...

Never saw Red Dawn. However, did see Clash of the Titans about 30 times as a kid.

 
At 3:07 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

AG has just been unseated as my blog crush. Clash of the Titans was educational material in my early years.

 
At 3:14 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger political_refugee said...

Big Boy did it. Clash of the Titans is like Dick Tracy on steroids. What is the difference between a watch phone and a mechanical owl? Both of these movies are based on Greek Mythology and smell like Medusa's blood.

 
At 3:19 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

"I stab at thee"? I notice you didn't leave a rebuttal comment on that thread! Put thy money where thy mouth is, dude.

SNAP!

8-) Jenny

 
At 3:51 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger fulsome said...

that's all you can muster?

Seriously, you need to break this out with appropriate quotes and scenes of mischief. This is full-on '80's action movie title-claiming nonsense. Stand up or shut up.

 
At 4:17 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

I totally left a comment and it said 'awaiting moderation' did I get banned from a liberal site?

ehpyo: Pegasus' sister.

 
At 8:12 PM, March 22, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

YAY! Monkeys!!

8-) Jenny

 
At 8:49 PM, March 22, 2006, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

Red Dawn. Huh. Never seen it. How do you like them liberal credentials?

Don't try to conflate the true awesomeness of Wrath of Khan with some douchery.

 
At 12:52 AM, March 23, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

Don't try to minimize the essence of my teen angst with trekky cobaggery. Khan is by far the best Trek movie and Red Dawn is by far the best teen rebellion/80s/angsty revenge movie ever.

um, that should have been: EVAR!

 
At 12:53 AM, March 23, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

Dick Tracy? Greek mythology? You must cite some sources if you wish to stomp the same grounds as the Freelance Genius.

 
At 3:45 AM, March 23, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

[Red Dawn is by far the best teen rebellion/80s/angsty revenge movie ever.]

I don't know! If you take away the angst revenge bit "Pump Up The Volume" might give "Red Dawn" a run for its money. That movie scores an 11 on a 1-10 scale of angstiness.

 
At 8:19 AM, March 23, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

AKs and RPGs versus an undrground radio station.

I think that film is called real life in Baghdad.

 
At 12:11 AM, March 24, 2006, Anonymous Red Dawn Chong said...

I can't believe you're still yammering on about this...

 

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