Friday, March 17, 2006

drUNK bLOOGGING

ok, SO i left thecaps on. I am hva e just been odwn ast the hotel bar for a while. I ahvent wuote figuerd ofut thes stupid wkeyobard on the the paptop aI aM USING TO OTYP W THIS SUTUF AOUT. Goodaam caps. In anyt event. I ahve met some booth babes which is wierd because I am and working at the hall de exhibtll la exhibits and most of the attendees are like fortiy sevfen years odl. except for the gay guy fo wo was totally hitting on me at teh bar tonight,. We discussedd moeivee and aI amentionsf o fuck it.

UPDATE: It is really dry in the hotel. I think the staff are actually the mosquito people. They are sucking my juices out of holes in my back send help and plasma cannons!

11 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

WTF! We are not called "booth babes" or "booth bitches". This is why you are still single. Secondly, you totally wish some teh gay guy was hitting on you. Don't flatter yourself my little shamrock.

Smartypants said...

Plasma cannons!

You have fun this weekend. It sounds like you already started though.

Lindsey said...

lol...so you didn't get any numbers?

Chuckles said...

I got some e-digits. I met some folks of the female persuasion. I also found out that some of my fellow conference staffers have been spreading the rumor that I am secretly closeted. This dude has been expressing interest and I was not sure why until I heard about the rumor at lunch today.

Damn it.

Jenny said...

Well you DO seem to attract more than your fair share. Are you sure there's nothing you're not telling us?

8-) Jenny

teh l4m3 said...

Poor chuckles. There are just some campaigns into which you will sadly never lead your purple helmet of victory.

Gay men the world over weep.

Jenny said...

Can I please take this moment to officially protest the damn boring description you gave to my blog on your list? I mean, I know it isn't THAT interesting, but it has to be better than THAT!

stephanerd said...

i, for one, don't mind being called a booth babe. better than "that nerdy chick who sells psychotherapy texts."

Chuckles said...

Ho. Ly. Sh. It.

political_refugee said...

Get some sleep. Are you fortified with minerals for added taste?

Chuckles said...

I am fortified and funkified. Clarified and crucified. I'm uptown and I'm on the down low.

I'm the Freelance Genius, baby.