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Friday, March 31, 2006

I Want To Get In With All the Poop Shooting!

Or shooting the shit, as it were. So here are my randoms in no particular order:

1. The Power Station - Some Like It Hot. I guess that is true. There are some that indeed like it hot. This song is their anthem. The exact nature of the it in question eludes me. That may the point.

2. Mick Jagger - Just Another Night. Well, sure, if your night consist of cross dressing and running around licking every person in sight. Sounds like most of the raves I haven't attended. I guess Mick is truly avant garde. He was into X before anybody.

3. B-52s - Love Shack. I love the faux sixties! When is VH-1 running that series?

4. Rod Stewart - The Motown Song. I think my music generator is broken. This is clearly not music. Am I tuned in to FM Abu Ghraib?

5. REM - Radio Song. Could a group suck it any harder? There is no defending this band, if that is even an accurate assessment of this grouping of people. I bet you could use REM to get every last drop out of an oil field, because they suck. Wait, wait, wait. REM is the Dyson vacuum of the music world because they never lose suction.

21 Comments:

At 9:21 PM, March 31, 2006, Blogger political_refugee said...

Perhaps the "it" in question is so vague because the word can include everything. And, in all likelihood, every person likes something hot, whether it be flap jacks or crab chowder. At any rate, this makes the title in question worthless.
The title should be "Everybody likes fast-moving atoms of some sort"
It is likely that Jagger tried E before anybody else. Such has been around for decades, used mostly by psychoanalysts in getting people to feel open and get feelings out.
We lived the faux sixties, that time between Thriller and Smells like Teen Spirit.

South Park had a rendition of Rod Stewart in their show. They were right.

Is REM a black hole that can even suck light toward it and create its own weird, unknown universe. In which can be found those who love the group.

 
At 8:55 AM, April 01, 2006, Blogger Lindsey said...

I've always had a severe loathing in my heart for the B-52's. They drive me up the wall.

 
At 10:00 AM, April 01, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

The B-52s can do that while they are driving the rest of us to the love shack.

What about the 'Groove is in the heart' people.

I like the REM black hole universe. It explains a lot.

 
At 10:49 AM, April 01, 2006, Blogger political_refugee said...

Oh, man. How can you loath "Roam"?
It makes me feel as though I have actually been to Rome and that I have been so many places. I see myself driving, listening to that song and singing it.
And, it is hilarious that in one song a "rock" is nearly confused with a "rock lobster" Ha.
Or was it a lobster that looked like Elvis?

 
At 4:48 PM, April 01, 2006, Anonymous Dandrobium said...

Back off of Dee-lite Chuckles. The groove is in the heart and it shall stay there. Roam is a great song as is Channel Z. The B-52s are not to be taken seriously.

REM on the other hand is way over rated. But I agree, the REM universe explains much.

 
At 6:53 PM, April 01, 2006, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Hahaha Pop Ren baiting today, are we?

 
At 8:22 PM, April 01, 2006, Blogger political_refugee said...

Taken seriously? No. They are fun. The ladies wear enough makeup to be members of KISS.
Perhaps they should tour together.

 
At 8:59 PM, April 01, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

Thus it was spaketh, thus it shall be.


Well, maybe not. Imagine the people that would buy tickets to a KISS/B-52s show.

 
At 12:31 AM, April 02, 2006, Blogger political_refugee said...

Huh, huh...huh. That would be cool.

You know there would be like 70 billion and it would be all the people who like REM. The other universe
Plus me, to see all of the people.

 
At 3:03 PM, April 02, 2006, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

I'd prefer a B52s Insane Clown Posse Double bill myself.

 
At 3:12 PM, April 02, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

That would be a strange mix of twelve year old suburban wannabes and 38 year old parents of suburban wannabes whos children are not in attendance.

 
At 4:18 PM, April 02, 2006, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

I bet he'd like to wear the clown suit and go at the teh knob.

 
At 6:54 PM, April 02, 2006, Blogger Smartypants said...

This post makes me feel old.

 
At 12:00 AM, April 03, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

How?

I was watching 'The Tube' on my friend's high def and these were the five songs that played and it just hit me that these were five songs that would never show up on anybody's Monday Random Five or whatever. Also, four of them suck ass.

 
At 12:50 AM, April 03, 2006, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Bitch, I called Fullie today. WTF were you?!!

 
At 8:22 AM, April 03, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

AG, what part of we live on different sides of the continent do you not understand?

DC is on the East Coast and SF is on the West Coast. Am I my blogger's keeper?

 
At 2:09 PM, April 03, 2006, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Yes.

 
At 5:46 PM, April 03, 2006, Blogger pop renaissance said...

power station ROCKS!!!!!

DURANIES FOREVER!!!!

KIT over the summer!

 
At 9:49 AM, April 04, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

Who are the Duranies and why should I care?

KIT? Same question.

 
At 12:58 PM, April 04, 2006, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

You were with Fullie, Chuckie. Don't be coy pond. It's too green on you.

 
At 2:59 PM, April 04, 2006, Blogger Chuckles said...

Not when you called. There is only room in this town for one of us to have the ego. Fortunately, I also possess perspective, rational thought and critical analysis capacities about which you have yet to dream.

 

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