It is 1:30 in the morning on the night of Saturnalia and I am watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians with one of my brothers. Ralphie may have just been knocked off his perch.
It's just a little harmless self-abuse, rather like this here bloggio.
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MST3K version? Cuz that one will kill you if you're not careful.
Pia Zadora staggers her way through this one with all the range of a Kathy Ireland.
And the bear!
If it's the brother AG knows, please wish him and his lovely bride a wonderful holiday and bright new year from their favorite AG.
now that's a Christmas miracle!
It is the original non-MST3K version, bp. It nearly killed me anyway. The fucking bear was awesome.
MST3K has another one, just called Santa Claus. Some spanish or Mexican movie, where Santa runs a Homeland Security station on a cloud, and eventually gets treed by an imp.
It's disturbing on so many levels.
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