Friday, December 21, 2007

Geek Dating Guide: Lessons In Flirting

Geeks, listen up, there is only one thing you have to know about flirting: courage. You need courage to say the clever things you think up with conviction and clarity. A mumbled flirt is just mumbling (you mumblecore morons can fuck off, thank you) and gets lost in any flirt situation. Most of the time you only have a quick moment to get the witticism delivered that gets you that all important look. You need to think fast and speak faster, but without speaking so fast you are misunderstood.

Case in point.

Who cares if she is married or living with some dude, it is still a good one. Or a lesbian, whatever, either way it isn't any of my business.


Pinko Punko said...

that was some hot and sweaty ultra geek. Wow.

The Uncanny Canadian said...

I am so turned on right now, it's not even funny.

mdhatter said...

bow-chicka-wow (barry white style)

needle-deeldle-deeeeee (wyld stallynz style)

Adorable Girlfriend said...

UC gets turned on by looking at pictures of pastrami. Just ignore him.

Geek Dating said...

100% in agreement. Geeks looking for dating success need courage. Most geeks are very clever, very witty people. They just need to be comfortable in their environment in order for that to come to the surface.