Friday, December 07, 2007

Though AG May Ban Me (AGAIN), Snag Is Right

Menorahs are indeed made from Chanukah Hams. Here is one such ham in its uncut form, much like a 7 day old baby Jesus:

9 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

May the Macabees spit on your door and light your bushes on fire!

Ham for Jews?

Hater.

And nobody banned you. Stop trying to cause a dog and pony show!

Jennifer said...

I confess to spitting out my coffee at the uncut ham commentary.

Sorry.

Blame Snag for planting the ham seed. Oh... that sounds wrong!

The Uncanny Canadian said...

Wow, that joke is funny and wrong on so many levels.

You gotta wonder what snafu happened there ....

Chuckles said...

Honestly, that sentence is by far the tamest version that I thought up while deciding to post. I discarded a whole mess because I didn't want to be too obvious or rude.

I try to follow the Carlos Mencia guideline of jokes: if you can't tell the joke to the person it makes fun of, then you should never tell the joke. That man is the new Carlin.

dontEATnachos said...

Everyone loves a good Chanukah Cham.

Snag said...

I assure you, you can tell me pretty much any joke about a Chanukah ham without insulting me. I'll bet you a chili dog on that.

Chuckles said...

That is a serious bet, Snag.

Snag said...

I'll double down on a fistful of Chicago dogs.

Chuckles said...

A double fistful of Chicago Dogs and a double-double from In 'N' Out is the start of an awesome Pork Snorkel.