Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Cookie Packages Now In System of Tubes

The UPS Store down the street from my office has possession of my contest winning cookies. I hope all the rest of you losers have sent out return slips and are un-submitting your terrible, un-winning cookies.

Can your pans of flan hope to beat a cookie in the shape of a cobag with appropriate art in the frosting? No.

Can your balls of spicy chocolate hope to defeat my Nibbles: In Memoriam Memorial Cookie? No.

Can your loaves of prepared crisps possibly hope to defeat my awesome cobagitating confections? No.

My cookies frighten conservatives into submission, the AEI has added these pastries to their annual watch list! You can't win!

4 comments:

billy pilgrim said...

You're certainly the most aggressive in your trash-talking, Chuckles.

And consistent.

Although now you've posted twice that your package has shipped. Perhaps you are looking for a different word.

Chuckles said...

Dude, that was why I used the word 'anticipated' in the previous post. I wanted to have them shipped on Tuesday, but was unable to do so.

The really odd thing is that I only just received my e-mail confirmation from UPS. The thing says that my cookies were received today and not the 19th, when I gave them to be sent and packed at the store. I wonder why they delayed a whole 24 hours. I had them in the store before the delivery cutoff.

billy pilgrim said...

BECAUSE I PAID THEM TOO!!!

YOUR SO-CALLED 'COOKIES' ARE NOW WINGING THEIR WAY TO FORT CHUMPSTAIN, WANKERZONA!!!


AHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!

Chuckles said...

You forgot to add: BURN!!!

HAHA!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!