Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Cookie Contest 2007 Anticipated Ship Date is Today

I will be mailing out my amazing and contest-winning cookies later today. Expect more pictures. I had to make a second batch of cookies because some frigging gorging bastard broke into my apartment and ate all the previous cookies. Seriously. I should have mailed those cookies that moment the icing cooled because I couldn't help myself. The taste test sort of turned into a spot-on impersonation of Cookie Monster.

In other words:

I MAID U A COOKIE BUT I EATED IT ALL.

The first batch was not up to my exacting standards anyway. The second batch is far superior to mortal man and has at least five asses. Oh shit, I just realized that I wish I had made a half-assed cookie. I did make some Cookie Jesuses (Jesi?) and they turned out well-ish. Pictures to come once I get this frigging USB stick to read.

19 comments:

Snag said...

Cookie, Joy of Man's Desiring.

Jennifer said...

Cookie, Joy of Man's Desiring.

lol

Von said...

Might as well eat this entire batch too, as Team Chicago's cookies also shipped today, and they will trounce your inferior ass cookies. Have a nice day!

Chuckles said...

What the fuck ever, VON. I won last week and have evidence to prove it.

billy pilgrim said...

I just ate my batch, and Chucles' batch too.

....wait, that came out wrong.

Mandos (EAT IT GOOGLE) said...

TeamChicago is all bluster. Send your cookies Chuckles, because they will be very amusing. They'll lose too, because you do not have the power of ******* and **** *****, but they'll be funny.

Chuckles said...

Mandos, go back to your halls and listen to the Cure and watch The Crow on endless repeat, you gothy ainur.

Jennb said...

Can I have my cookie cutters back then?

Von said...

WTF Ever?!?! Seriously, this cookie thing is getting out of hand! A few weeks ago I was your kleine kuchen, now, you WTF ever me.....boo hiss....I thought we were friends kinda....

Kathleen said...

all this time reading this blog and I never knew Chuckles had exacting standards.

Mandos (EAT IT GOOGLE) said...

And "Ainur" is plural. It's "you *amazing* gothy Ainu *Cookie King*" to you, Chuckbag.

Chuckles said...

Oh yeah well, um, WHAT'S YOUR WIFE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THESE CHECKS YOUR DOOM IS WRITING THAT YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!!

Mandos (EAT IT GOOGLE) said...

My wife says nothing, considering that I'm not married.

I bribe not. I trust in the honesty and virtue of the judges to make a decision based on sincerity and cooking.

Snag said...

Mandos, your naivete and trust are touching. They will be your undoing.

Chuckles said...

I thought Mandos had some sort of gothy elfwife? Did you get some sort of elfdivorce?

Mandos (EAT IT GOOGLE) said...

1. I'm way too brown to be a goth. Did I look like a goth to you?

2. Um, er, I have no idea what you're talking about. Where did you get the idea that I'm not single? There was no "gothy elfwife"---I think the """cookie""" fumes have gotten to you.

Chuckles said...

I was talking about the Mandos Alter-Ego not your Unaltered-Ego.

Mandos (EAT IT GOOGLE) said...

Oh, Mandos' wife in the Silmarillion is a Vala named Vairë, who does something boring like weave historical tapestries for the Halls of Awaiting.

You must be thinking of Mandos' sister Nienna, another Vala who hides out at the edge of the world being emo.

Chuckles said...

yeah, that's the one I meant.