I was beginning to think you were some sort of '80s romantic comedy male lead. The Baxters in those movies always names like Von or Van or buddies with a similar name. Sorry.
You mean like Blaine?!? As in "Blaine? That's not a name, that's a major appliance!". Hm, interesting way to look at it. (Says Von, the girl, sitting at work in her long purple clubby wig) You are forgiven, have been forgiven, but it is an interesting conversation we're having!
just like the Left, having abortions whenever it's convenient. Did you stop to think that you could have given that costume up for adoption? Why does the Left hate Halloween costumes so much?
[is this joke in poor taste? is it a joke? you decide!]
Who says I don't wear skirts now? Shit. Well, I was going to buy you a dictionary, but I'll have to go buy more skirts instead. Don't worry, though, I'm not starting a blog. I have much fun commenting on yours, and The Marty's, and Shannon's. I feel fulfilled. Xcept for that guest blogging thing I might need to be doing for Shannon during her vaca.
Any and all guest blog suggestions (especially yours Chuckles) will be greatly appreciated and seriously considered. Heroin? As in the history of? the uses of?
Jeeezus, I hope I wasn't accidentally cassandritic there, Shannon. But yes, VON, the hilarious history of her harrowing heroin haddiction would be a great guest post.
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i don't know much about cufflinks, but i daresay those are pretty damn awesome ones.
They look like Cartier's yarbles.
Thanks, I think both of those comments are complimentary.
Maybe I'll just go as a guy, since you thought I was one....
Sorry about that, but VON is a pretty gender neutral handle.
That's ok. It's all cleared up now. My name is Yvonne. Dude. Love your blog by the way.
I was beginning to think you were some sort of '80s romantic comedy male lead. The Baxters in those movies always names like Von or Van or buddies with a similar name. Sorry.
You mean like Blaine?!? As in "Blaine? That's not a name, that's a major appliance!". Hm, interesting way to look at it. (Says Von, the girl, sitting at work in her long purple clubby wig)
You are forgiven, have been forgiven, but it is an interesting conversation we're having!
I have always preferred the name Delores for my female antagonists. This does not imply that you are one of these, VON.
Cindy is another great name for a nemesis.
just like the Left, having abortions whenever it's convenient. Did you stop to think that you could have given that costume up for adoption? Why does the Left hate Halloween costumes so much?
[is this joke in poor taste? is it a joke? you decide!]
i think if I ever do start my own blog, I just might call it 'CindyDelores: Female Antagonist'.
If you do start that blog, VON, I might have to sue the pants off you. So make sure to wear skirts from now like the Republican'ts say women should.
kathleen, the only taste I am concerned with on this here blog is poor.
Who says I don't wear skirts now? Shit. Well, I was going to buy you a dictionary, but I'll have to go buy more skirts instead. Don't worry, though, I'm not starting a blog. I have much fun commenting on yours, and The Marty's, and Shannon's. I feel fulfilled. Xcept for that guest blogging thing I might need to be doing for Shannon during her vaca.
Ooooo guest blog about something terribly passe. Like heroin or something.
Any and all guest blog suggestions (especially yours Chuckles) will be greatly appreciated and seriously considered. Heroin? As in the history of? the uses of?
Heroin - the history of Shannon's addiction.
Jeeezus, I hope I wasn't accidentally cassandritic there, Shannon. But yes, VON, the hilarious history of her harrowing heroin haddiction would be a great guest post.
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