Thursday, October 11, 2007

Links for the Afternoon Fever Dream Dancing

Zipcar? How could you? I know it is expensive and all, but the ADA is pretty fucking clear. Don't be cobagz, I finally got my membership and would hate to have to cancel it.

In other types of news, holy shit I wish I had seen this show. Except that last night I was all fevered up and sitting at home and feeling sorry for myself while I watched mediocre TV. I will spend some time swimming through the interweb listening for YouTubers. I doubt I could have afforded it either given that I am currently supporting a mild food habit and the underpants gnomes have been raiding my domicile on a frighteningly regular schedule.

I am down to less than half of the boxers I had but one month ago. These fucking gnomes are raiding my hamper with brutal efficiency, what do they expect to find? Sulfuron ingots? I know I have been known to lay some brutal winds but seriously follks, what is happening to all my boxers? If I weren't already feverish and out of my mind with it, I might get a little crazy and feverishly out of my mind over this. Fucking gnomes.

10 comments:

The Uncanny Canadian said...

One of my missing boxers ended up crumpled up in my comforter cover. I don't know how, but AG found it there. Stupid underwear gnomes!!!

mdhatter said...

Have you checked the great pile of unwashed? I usually can't find any the day before laundry day (it's how I know).

Adorable said...

Schmoopies, you toolbag! You were the one who initially played with the lump and had no clue what it was. More disturbing was the fact that you have 200 pairs of boxers -- thanks to AG and you actually knew the pair was missing.

I do not consort with robots.

Chuckles said...

The gnomes seem to strike right after a wash cycle. It is pretty weird.

The Uncanny Canadian said...

I think it's clear that the only way to understand the behaviour of the gnomes is through an intensive informatic study of the gnome genome. I am curious about the comparative genomics of underwear gnomes versus other related gnomes.

In disturbing news, AG is actually right that I know the character, location, and status of pretty much ever pair of boxers I have ever owned. I'm kind of psychotic that way. If any of you are interested in the hierarchical clustering algorithms I use with my boxers, feel free to email me for details.

mdhatter said...

hierarchical clustering algorithms!?

PROFIT!

Adorable said...

In disturbing news, AG is actually right that I know the character, location, and status of pretty much ever pair of boxers I have ever owned. I'm kind of psychotic that way. If any of you are interested in the hierarchical clustering algorithms I use with my boxers, feel free to email me for details.

Blog post it, baby!

I still don't know. The Architect who was way more anal than you wasn't even that bad. Sure he matched his panties to his shirts, but he only ever noticed the ones that were his favorites were missing.

Chuckles said...

I think I see the trend here. AG is a boxer thief.

Adorable said...

AG is not a boxer thief, Chuckles!

Were you missing any from your stay at Lemony? NO! So, AG is not.

Jerk.

Chuckles said...

Yes, I was. I believe you stole my mojo boxers. You know. The white ones with the little red hearts all over them.