Sunday, October 28, 2007

Halloween Costume Aborted Due to Lack of Decent Cowboy Apparel

I could not locate anything that would look even remotely like the New Jersey Kid. I failed. Instead, I present the Cufflinks of a Time Lord:

17 comments:

missyandchrissy said...

i don't know much about cufflinks, but i daresay those are pretty damn awesome ones.

Snag said...

They look like Cartier's yarbles.

Chuckles said...

Thanks, I think both of those comments are complimentary.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'll just go as a guy, since you thought I was one....

Chuckles said...

Sorry about that, but VON is a pretty gender neutral handle.

Anonymous said...

That's ok. It's all cleared up now. My name is Yvonne. Dude. Love your blog by the way.

Chuckles said...

I was beginning to think you were some sort of '80s romantic comedy male lead. The Baxters in those movies always names like Von or Van or buddies with a similar name. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

You mean like Blaine?!? As in "Blaine? That's not a name, that's a major appliance!". Hm, interesting way to look at it. (Says Von, the girl, sitting at work in her long purple clubby wig)
You are forgiven, have been forgiven, but it is an interesting conversation we're having!

Chuckles said...

I have always preferred the name Delores for my female antagonists. This does not imply that you are one of these, VON.

Cindy is another great name for a nemesis.

Kathleen said...

just like the Left, having abortions whenever it's convenient. Did you stop to think that you could have given that costume up for adoption? Why does the Left hate Halloween costumes so much?

[is this joke in poor taste? is it a joke? you decide!]

Anonymous said...

i think if I ever do start my own blog, I just might call it 'CindyDelores: Female Antagonist'.

Chuckles said...

If you do start that blog, VON, I might have to sue the pants off you. So make sure to wear skirts from now like the Republican'ts say women should.

kathleen, the only taste I am concerned with on this here blog is poor.

Anonymous said...

Who says I don't wear skirts now? Shit. Well, I was going to buy you a dictionary, but I'll have to go buy more skirts instead. Don't worry, though, I'm not starting a blog. I have much fun commenting on yours, and The Marty's, and Shannon's. I feel fulfilled. Xcept for that guest blogging thing I might need to be doing for Shannon during her vaca.

Chuckles said...

Ooooo guest blog about something terribly passe. Like heroin or something.

Anonymous said...

Any and all guest blog suggestions (especially yours Chuckles) will be greatly appreciated and seriously considered. Heroin? As in the history of? the uses of?

Shannon Erin said...

Heroin - the history of Shannon's addiction.

Chuckles said...

Jeeezus, I hope I wasn't accidentally cassandritic there, Shannon. But yes, VON, the hilarious history of her harrowing heroin haddiction would be a great guest post.