Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Sometimes...

Sometimes I think that maybe I should give in and use my genius for evil.* I bet I could make a shit ton of money as a contractor in Iraq selling excrement to the Baghdad Art Institute for modeling clay or something.

Sometimes I think that maybe I should walk in front of that bus.

*Besides using it to meet sexy ladies.

2 comments:

mdhatter said...

You could offerto clean the bathrooms of their national monuments. No one here does it here, i'm sure the margin in Iraq is even better.

Chuckles said...

Do they have any national monuments left intact? I thought we broke them all after we conquered-sorry, liberated Iraq.