Freelance Genius

I may have a face for radio, but you, sir, have a brain for television.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Sometimes I think that maybe I should give in and use my genius for evil.* I bet I could make a shit ton of money as a contractor in Iraq selling excrement to the Baghdad Art Institute for modeling clay or something.

Sometimes I think that maybe I should walk in front of that bus.

*Besides using it to meet sexy ladies.

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At 12:43 PM, October 23, 2007, mdhatter said...: You could offerto clean the bathrooms of their national monuments. No one here does it here, i'm sure the margin in Iraq is even better.
At 1:42 PM, October 23, 2007, Chuckles said...: Do they have any national monuments left intact? I thought we broke them all after we conquered-sorry, liberated Iraq.

Name: Chuckles

Location: Washington, D.C., United States

East coast based, former liberal artist, movie freak. Always a temp, never a career hire. Formerly a contract worker of average intelligence.

Atheism --- You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.