JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!!!
I can't quite tell if the following articles are genuine or insulting:
How to Be a Goth!: Not at all fucking stupid.
How to Be a Classy Goth!: In other words, how to be all the minor characters in Ann Rice novels without being rich or having any actual class.
How to Write Serious Gothic Poetry!: If you aren't dead or addicted to laudanum, isn't that an oxymoron?