I may have a face for radio, but you, sir, have a brain for television.
if you are going to steal material from me, could you be less obvious about it? BUSTED!! I call chuckles shenanigans
My dog, thank gawd, deals with his own... I'll still take a pooch with anal glands over a SPIDER! Would Helob eat Ponce? He would, wouldn't he?? Especially if Ponce had just eaten a cricket. It would be like a turducken wouldn't it...
Kathleen, I have long since declared my fandom. I have linked these guys on at least one other post.Helob has already claimed the life essnece of one of your pets, Jennifer. He has a hunger within greater than I on the best pork snorkel of the millenmium. Do not ask for whom the tarantula crawls, it crawls for thee.
jeez, I can leave this comment HERE, too!"Leaving lepidoptera...Please, don't touch the display,little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we havearachnida, the spiders, our...finest collection.This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosaraptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations ofthe skin (laugh). And here, my prize, the BlackWidow. Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly. Her kiss isfifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to saythat it attacks the central nervous system causingintense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty inbreathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsionsand, finally...Death. You know what I think I love themost about her is her inborn need to dominate,possess. In fact, immediately after the consummationof her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of thespecies she kills and eats him...(laugh) oh, she isdelicious...And I hope he was! Such power and dignity...unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward aslice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruledthis world as a stumbling dimented child-king longenough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious BlackWidow shall rise as his most fitting successor!"
Chucks - you aren't nearly as grossed out by anal glands as you say. I have seen you in action.
You weren't supposed to say anything about that, Jenn. All of my other fake girlfriends read this blog. Now they all know. Thanks a fucking lot.
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