Brown Tide Sweeps Virginia Waterways

This is bad news, but what do we expect when we refuse to alter our behavior? We get what we deserve.

Hell, every time it rains in DC the Anacostia and Potomac rivers unleash a brown tide as well, but that is just the raw sewage from the decrepit and stupid DC sewer system. At least our tax obligation is going to be kept low by Bush vetoing a gas tax increase to pay for our nation's highway infrastructure! We wouldn't need this increase at all if we weren't involved in a pointless, futile war in Iraq. We could even afford to fulfill all our promises to the Afghani people, instead of doling out more collateral damage.