I just bought a ticket to this. I will probably get eaten trying to wrestle my beer back from a lion. Or as my nephew says, a lie-lie. Some things that won't happen at this event: me remaining sober* and me getting any phone numbers**. So, if you live in the area and your wife will let you out of the house or you just want to meet me and be entertained for an evening as I loath all the craigs and trixies, buy a ticket.
*Although it might be funny to say that I am recovering alcoholic and just really love animals.
**Just kidding, of course I will. I am the Genius and quite charming, if I don't say so myself. And I do, quite frequently.