Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Beer? Large Carnivores? Fuck Yeah!

I just bought a ticket to this. I will probably get eaten trying to wrestle my beer back from a lion. Or as my nephew says, a lie-lie. Some things that won't happen at this event: me remaining sober* and me getting any phone numbers**. So, if you live in the area and your wife will let you out of the house or you just want to meet me and be entertained for an evening as I loath all the craigs and trixies, buy a ticket.

*Although it might be funny to say that I am recovering alcoholic and just really love animals.

**Just kidding, of course I will. I am the Genius and quite charming, if I don't say so myself. And I do, quite frequently.


Adorable said...

I don't have a wife.

Can I still come?

Chuckles said...

Sure, but it does involve drinking and a long drive for you.

missy&chrissy said...

i'm really so sad we don't have something like this here. please post an after-drunken-zoo-excursion report!

Chuckles said...

O I will and it will likely be silly.