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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
FUCK
I think I have strep again. The little bastards have moved into my throat. I need to find a doctor and may even look into having my doohickeys removed. Those things that hold the bacteria and shit. Some sort of extraneous throat anatomy.
not only will it kill the strep, any jerkwad cobag microbes living in your liver will get a jolt like they never experienced before
My jerkwad cobag liver microbes are quite well acquianted with bourbon, sour mash, whiskey, scotch, moonshine, hooch, booze, deviljuice, and firewater.
Kathleen, that does help the soreness. I did that the last time I got strep and two weeks later I was still gargling thinking it was just the flu. The back of my throat has scars now thanks to my attempts to beat strep without antibiotics. Of course, the scars may also have been the result of my attempts to remove the colonies with a toothbrush...that was really gross.
Chuckles, when you can actually see colonies of Streptococcal pharyngitis in your throat, it's time to get the fuck to a doctor and beg for the big-boy dose of ciprofloxacin.
Who said I would let you stick your tongue down my throat? Or anywhere else for that matter, AG?
UC, you would have been impressed with the size of the colonies last time. A couple were almost as big around as a dime, until I took a toothbrush to them. I do not recommend anyone do that. It hurt.
14 comments:
Maybe some prana bindu exercises will help you, Chuckles. You need to hang out with more Bene Gesserit bitches.
I've got a sore throat too.
Wait, teh l4m3 is back?
Is that how your throat got sore? CHUCKLES, think about the goddamn snorkel, dude! We are fucked! Get on some antibiotics statzo!
Fuck, Chuck. Start drinking Listerine or something.
Denatured alcohol burns so good.
I thought they were Bene Gesserit witches? Anyway, the Bene Tleilaxu seem more suited to the seedier areas of San Francisco.
prana bindu my ass. get some finee kentucky bourbon and chug. those folks may not know much, but they sure know how to make an antiseptic bourbon.
not only will it kill the strep, any jerkwad cobag microbes living in your liver will get a jolt like they never experienced before
Get better soon, Chuckles!
not only will it kill the strep, any jerkwad cobag microbes living in your liver will get a jolt like they never experienced before
My jerkwad cobag liver microbes are quite well acquianted with bourbon, sour mash, whiskey, scotch, moonshine, hooch, booze, deviljuice, and firewater.
gargle with warm salt water.
Kathleen, that does help the soreness. I did that the last time I got strep and two weeks later I was still gargling thinking it was just the flu. The back of my throat has scars now thanks to my attempts to beat strep without antibiotics. Of course, the scars may also have been the result of my attempts to remove the colonies with a toothbrush...that was really gross.
Chuckles, when you can actually see colonies of Streptococcal pharyngitis in your throat, it's time to get the fuck to a doctor and beg for the big-boy dose of ciprofloxacin.
Schmoopies, you are not a physician. You are practicing medicine without a license which is an offense in the state of Massachusetts.
Chuckles, get better so I can stick my tongue down your throat!
Who said I would let you stick your tongue down my throat? Or anywhere else for that matter, AG?
UC, you would have been impressed with the size of the colonies last time. A couple were almost as big around as a dime, until I took a toothbrush to them. I do not recommend anyone do that. It hurt.
I really hope, by "doohickeys", you mean tonsils...
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