A couple of nights ago,
Jean Claude Van Damme came in and rented
Hard Target. Last night, he came back into the store and threatened to get me fired because I failed to blog about him. He was also pretty pissed that the episode of Friends he was in is still out.
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That's a coincidence. Yesterday I found out one of my coworkers mentioned me on his blog. So I fired him.
Still owes me a donut, too.
That's funny because I am pressing charges against Ann Altmouse for not mentioning me on her blog. It's discrimnation and I won't stand for it.
I'm going to kidnap Chuckles's wang, behead it, and post it on YouTube. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!
Was Mr. Van Damme wearing a bowtie and sporting an air of privilege and insouciance? Because it's easy to confuse pundits with action heroes.
Especially coked up ones.
I don't know what that means.
Soooooo your Van Damme sighting counts as interesting posting and not filler?
This was a spur of the moment sort of joke post.
Uhhh huh (skeptical) that what they all say
Anon is just jealous he/she/it/blogger/bird did not see Van Damme first.
No, Adorable Girlfriend it is worse than that. I was waiting with baited breath for the post to end all posts and when Chuckles finally posts, I feel this overwhelming sense of let down. It was a little anticlimactic.
At least Dolph wasn't with him while they tried to rent Universal Soldier together. That would be creepy.
Beastmaster is frigging awesome.
Horchata, he actually made that movie twice: Double Impact and Replicant.
Anon, you are trying hard enough to understand the beauty of Chuckles. He let's us down on a regular basis and for that we worship him.
Come on man! Stop these conservative goals of be-all-end-all posts and monkeys brining you the remote control and newspaper in the AM.
Monkeys do bring me the newspaper and coffee in the morning.
You bee-otch, Chuckles.
That is all AG has to say about your monkeys.
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