Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Another Celebrity at the Video Store

A couple of nights ago, Jean Claude Van Damme came in and rented Hard Target. Last night, he came back into the store and threatened to get me fired because I failed to blog about him. He was also pretty pissed that the episode of Friends he was in is still out.

16 comments:

Mendacious D said...

That's a coincidence. Yesterday I found out one of my coworkers mentioned me on his blog. So I fired him.

Still owes me a donut, too.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

That's funny because I am pressing charges against Ann Altmouse for not mentioning me on her blog. It's discrimnation and I won't stand for it.

teh l4m3 said...

I'm going to kidnap Chuckles's wang, behead it, and post it on YouTube. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Snag said...

Was Mr. Van Damme wearing a bowtie and sporting an air of privilege and insouciance? Because it's easy to confuse pundits with action heroes.

Pinko Punko said...

Especially coked up ones.

I don't know what that means.

Anonymous said...

Soooooo your Van Damme sighting counts as interesting posting and not filler?

Chuckles said...

This was a spur of the moment sort of joke post.

Anonymous said...

Uhhh huh (skeptical) that what they all say

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Anon is just jealous he/she/it/blogger/bird did not see Van Damme first.

Anonymous said...

No, Adorable Girlfriend it is worse than that. I was waiting with baited breath for the post to end all posts and when Chuckles finally posts, I feel this overwhelming sense of let down. It was a little anticlimactic.

Brando said...

At least Dolph wasn't with him while they tried to rent Universal Soldier together. That would be creepy.

horchata said...

d00d have you seen the van damme movie where he plays himself AND his twin brother and they both mack it to the same girl and one of them gets totally PISSED and FLIPS OUT on whiskey but then it's really just in his head? that's about as deeply philosophical as a van damme movie can get. and he should have rented that. or beastmaster. i know he wasn't in that one but he totally wishes he was.

Chuckles said...

Beastmaster is frigging awesome.

Horchata, he actually made that movie twice: Double Impact and Replicant.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Anon, you are trying hard enough to understand the beauty of Chuckles. He let's us down on a regular basis and for that we worship him.

Come on man! Stop these conservative goals of be-all-end-all posts and monkeys brining you the remote control and newspaper in the AM.

Chuckles said...

Monkeys do bring me the newspaper and coffee in the morning.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You bee-otch, Chuckles.

That is all AG has to say about your monkeys.