Saturday, January 20, 2007

Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting or Carousing with Pacifists

Tonight, One Night Only: 8 pm O'Reilly's Holy Grail in San Francisco, The Genius will answer all your questions about being a celebrity blogger. He may even sign your chests/copies of the Washington Post.

We will then cruise around and hopefully have some more drinks, listen to some music and maybe even embark on a Tragic Tranny Safari of the TUSTOSAN.

9 comments:

mdhatter said...

I forgot my wallet, get you next time

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Shit lot of good that did AG. You know, being in Boston and all.

Goddamn you!

teh l4m3 said...

$5 that Chuckles woke up this morning with a burning sensation in his crotchular area.

dontEATnachos said...

teh, that would be every day for Chuckles

mdhatter said...

I'd take that bet. After a night of drinking, 'the morning' is something i often bypass entirely.

Rubin said...

ALERT, BREAKING NEWS!

Precious Soul Mate Fround For Freelance Genius

An American GI assigned to one of the harshest posts in Iraq had a simple request last week for a Wisconsin mattress company: send some floor mats to help ease the hardship of sleeping on the cold, bug-infested ground.

Army Sgt. Jason Hess, stationed in Taji, Iraq, with the 1st Cavalry Division wrote, [email, dated Jan. 16, 2007] "Do you ship to APO (military) addresses? I'm in the 1st Cavalry Division stationed in Iraq and we are trying to order some mats but we are looking for ships to APO first."

On the same day, Hess received this reply: We do not ship to APO addresses, and even if we did, we would NEVER ship to Iraq. If you were sensible, you and your troops would pull out of Iraq.

Bargain Suppliers
Discount-Mats.com"

[LOL, the story went national!!]

LOL! On Monday the owner Faisal Khetani an American Muslim of Pakistani decent told FOX News that the person responsible for the email reply had been fired. The Web site, meanwhile, has been temporarily taken down.

LMAO, FOUND! ChuckLe's a muj SOUL MATE!!

Hess emailed that he has since found two mat suppliers willing to ship to an APO address in Iraq.

Lawsy I do *hearts* good endings!!

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Chuckles said...

Rubin, you have no confirmed two things:
1. You are thoroughly incapable of reading and comprehending a text.
2. You are a racist jerk.

Thanks for sharing.

teh l4m3 said...

He's also incapable of thinking logically: where is Rubin's criticism of an Administration and a Republican congress that failed to properly equip soldiers in the first place so that they wouldn't have to sleep on the floor?

Pinko Punko said...

Yeah, chumpwad- why the poor guy have to buy floormats? Jesus H. Chundermuffin. Hello? Helllooooooo?

If you are going to come over here and comment about when anyone gets fired for anything....I can't do it. I had an awesome "yo mama" joke.