Today's issue (episode?) of Questionable Content is personally relevant.
I regret nothing.
Some might ask how that could be even remotely possible (plausible?) but the answer is simple: I like myself. Some might say I like myself a little too much, but they are just losers that don't understand the awesome majesty that is me and having me in their sad little lives. I am a golden sun shining beautifully into other people's existence. Just watch out for flares.
And sunspot activity.
Damn. I just broke another metaphor.