Friday, February 02, 2007

UH OH, updated

Right now, there are hordes of police cruisers and fire trucks zipping around my neighborhood. I guess the Mooninites finally attacked DC.

UPDATE from 1:39 PM: It was some sort of electrical fire two doors down. They shut down the entire block's power for about 30 minutes. There was smoke "pouring from the walls" according to people and no one was hurt, so far as I know.

13 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

*KHHHRRRRK*CRACKLE*Adam One-12, we have reports of a suspiciously large wang at DuPont Circle. Please respond*BLOOP*KHHHRRRK*

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Actually insiders reported earlier today that it might be in response to a certain political pundit who called in a bow-tie scare. Apparently he found a red bow tie in his sock drawer that he had never seen before. We he examined it closely it read:

"I know what you rented last summer."

That can't be good.

Brando said...

Nice, AG.

Chuckles, be on the lookout for a sucide bomber who looks suspiciously like Stewie from Family Guy.

Chuckles said...

He is after all the soccer moms in my neighborhood.

NotCarrie said...

Whenever I am at work and something like this happens, I hope and pray for the electricity to go out so I can get paid for doing nothing. I miss my old job where I literally got paid to do nothing.

Smartypants said...

Sure. A fire. Right.

Kevin Wolf said...

You could have put out the fire with your huge wang. Or do the Union guys resent outside interference?

Chuckles said...

Unions always resent wang interference, they put out a memo:
Chuckles' Wang Block All Everywhere.

Anonymous said...

hey I thought you weren't going to blog from work anymore. -your brother

Lindsey said...

I thought for sure they were coming to get you.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Yes, the soccer moms are his next prey. They know what kind of cleats he wears and may or may not blog about the brand.

mdhatter said...

I'll bet it was Tucker Carlson's listening post catching fire b/c he's too cheap to hire union electricians.

Chuckles said...

Do you think his force of commandos wear orange jumpsuits and little polka-dot bowties?