Thursday, December 07, 2006

Pie Will Win Over Iraq

A new report indicates that all we need to do to win in Iraq is to give everyone pie. Operation Pie in the Sky will produce a unified win and stop all fighting in Iraq, once we have ignored the problem long enough.

Remember everyone, changing generals in the middle of a war is a sure fire way to lose. Am I right, General McClellan?

15 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

Fur pie?

Anonymous said...

Breed them out teh? Iraqi men will now have white women because we know that men of color become powerless once they taste the forbidden fruit of the white woman. Swarthy man's kryptonite and all?

teh l4m3 said...

White wimmin is overrated.

Chuckles said...

Ok, I have no idea who this anonymous is and I am not clear how she/he/it is drawing conclusions.

Res Publica said...

As a member of the pie-based community, I strongly support this policy. As long as we're talking about delicious fruit pies with crisp, flaky crusts...and not the nightmare invoked by Teh.

mdhatter said...

I am decidedly pro apple pie.

and baseball.

Chuckles said...

I am pro pumpkin pie and pecan pie.

I must declare that the monstosity claiming to be pumpkin pie that resides within my fridge and rules cruelly over my condiments is not a friend of mine.

Some day, a loaf may rise and topple this hideous beast, sending it to the nether realm of Dis'Posal.

fish said...

Because who doesn't like pie? And chips?

Brando said...

But if we give the Iraqis pie, won't that just lead to a pie fight? Improvised Filling Devices going off in the streets?

teh l4m3 said...

Well we'd only have problems in three or four provinces. And we know where the Weapons of Mincemeat Destruction are -- somewhere around Tikrit, somewhere to the North, or South, or that area...

teh l4m3 said...

PS Chuckles I found your t-shirt.

res publica said...

I formally declare a fatwah and jihad against pumpkin, pecan and mincemeat "pies". They are not true pies, and have strayed from the path of pieghtousness. ESPECIALLY mincemeat, which is the Great Satan. The truly pieghteous know that there is no pie true but Cherry Pie, although the Appleists are also "people of the pie" and our brothers and sisters in faith.

Clif said...

Cherry pie : pie :: old milwaulkee : beer

Chuckles said...

Clif wins.

mdhatter said...

I hereby support Mincemeat Pie, but only the recipe my father and I make from scratch. Store mincemeat is grodhy.