Monday, December 11, 2006

Matt Damon Should Go Fuck Himself and Take JJ Abrams with Him

I am not raving mad, nor am I a raving fan of anything but social responsibility, but if you are going to be involved with anything related to Star Trek, you best be prepared to deal with the Kult of Kirk. Neverevernever reinvent him or recast him. That is just goddam ludicrous. Just go write some movies based around anything you damn want in that silly utopian universe, but do not mess with the Kirk.

JJ Abrams is involved in this because he sucks and is associated with all things suckiness.

Just so we are clear, Captain Kirk would kick the tar out of any generation's entire Starfleet captainry. Although, Scott Bakula might warp back in time to learn of the Kirk kung fu and then go back to the present to try and whup the Kirk, but the Kirk would still win in the end.

4 comments:

fish said...

Matt Damon has a big head like Shatner though...

Chuckles said...

Yeah, but Matt Damon's head is empty. Shatner's head is full of tunes and ass kicking.

Kevin Wolf said...

I'd respect Damon if he'd simply said, "Yeah, I heard that rumor and there's no way I could fill those shoes. Next question?"

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