It is pretty obvious people.
God created humanity.*
God loves humanity.
God loves humanity's actions.**
Humanity created the internets.
The internets is the greatest creation in the history of humanity until the next big one.
The internets is the Library of Alexandria.***
The internets is full of pornography.
The Library of Alexandria is full of pornography.****
God loves pornography.
Tell me I'm wrong.
*According to some.
**Probably not all of them, but God created us the way we are, ergo...
***There was likely pornography in the original Library.
****Again, arguably true, even for the historical version.
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I think pornography history is a most fascinating subject. If you look at all these ancient artifacts from Greece to Rome to Crete, you routinely see erotic and sometimes borderline sick imagery. Even ancient bibles were frequently adorned with erotic imagery. Pornography only became so during the Elizabethan era, and only because those Brits are so freaking stuffy and stiff.
I contend that porn is a modern construct, designed to make people feel shame about their bodies, and therefore subjugate people to all kinds of power constructs like patriarchy and theocracy.
You can only oppress those who love to undress?
Holy shit, that may be the best fucking sentence in the history of sentences.
It's a good rhyme, but aren't you kind of tryiing to say the opposite?
You can only oppress those who refuse to undress
Okay... is UC or Chuckles really Mohammad Ali???
My mind is old and crinkly, but isn't the Vatican supposed to be the owner of the biggest collection of pornography? They're the ones with the history and they're not sharing!
Whoops!
I got that one backwards, good catch.
You are wrong.
Why does UC only show up when it's about porn. What a loser!
I think the Vatican officially denies the porn collection, but you know they have it and you know that's where the super high arch bishops go for a good wank. Goddamn you Vatican. Show us your porn!!!!
I think the Vatican officially denies the porn collection, but you know they have it and you know that's where the super high arch bishops go for a good wank.
They certainly know how to party. Ballet of Chestnuts anyone? The money quote: "Servants kept score of each man's orgasms, for the pope greatly admired virility and measured a man's machismo by his ejaculative capacity."
The 1500s was a rocking time to be the Pope. Led Zeppelin had nothing on those guys.
UC should totally open a porn site called Vatican Archives
You're not wrong... YOU'RE WANGTACULAR!!!
I hate to break it to ya, Chuck, but God hates the patriarchy, and therefore, she only digs gay porn. Which is great for me, but Teh SuXxX0r for you. Bwahahahahahahaaa!llo
How does God get her groove back?
Jesus said, “You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.”
My friends, would you sell your right eye for $1 million? How about both of your eyes for $100 million? Then why on earth would you trade your soul for a fleeting glance at a woman? Please, turn from your sins today that God may grant you everlasting life through Jesus Christ His Son. Then read your Bible daily and obey what you read. God never fails to keep His promises.
The bible has contradictory passages. I am supposed to turn the other cheek but also take an eye for an eye.
Which is it? Do I forgive all trespasses or do I strike my enemies with vengeance?
Excuse me, waiter? There's a Jesus in my pr0n!!!
God hasn't yet offered me anything I'm interested in. Sorry. Thanks though.
You're an idiot. God states in the Bible not to look at anyone with lust, which is the entire basis of porn.
Porn is evil it can destroy familys and tear away friends and your left with noting so does GOD love porn NO it's the devils work giving into lust and temptation is not GOD'S work but the work of satan all porn stars will rot in hell for there sins and i hope they do
God gave me a right hand to wank with and I shall do so
The most important development in the United States in regards to
censorship and the Internet has been the Communications Decency
Act (CDA). The CDA was voted overwhelmingly into law in 1996,
and made it a criminal offense to send free twink pics
via the Internet into others computers" (Wilkins 1997).
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