Saturday, March 01, 2008

HORK!

Should soymilk be this lumpy? I grew up in the shadow of UHT milk and know that sometimes lumps are okay, but this is a little ridiculous. It tastes fine but has the consistency of flu-snot.

UPDATE: No, the soymilk should not be that lumpy. I had some on Sunday night after shaking the carton and then, about 30 seconds later, felt like redecorating my bathroom. I spent the rest of the evening feeling awful. The strange part of this ordeal was that the drink tasted fine. This will teach me to buy two cartons at once.

7 comments:

Jennifer said...

I've had plenty of soy milk, but never lumpy. Sounds like it separated. What if you shake it really hard, does that help??

Anonymous said...

I believe you have achieved Soy Yogurt. I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

Snag said...

Sounds like you have your next Bake-Off entry.

Jennifer said...

I believe you have achieved Soy Yogurt

Yeah, after thinking about it, I was thinking it had permanently separated and was now soy cottage cheese. Mmmmm.

Anonymous said...

The concept of soy cottage cheese is so completely disgusting and unpalpable to me that I have just completely lost my appetite. No, wait, it's back. Still .... eww!

Chuckles said...

I...have not felt exactly right since eating it and now believe that I might be enacting the fictitious anecdote from Thursday. Karma is unpleasant.

Kathleen said...

maybe the problem was drinking it through two straws.