Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My Recent Absess

I've been getting minor bloody noses every night since Sunday. It's just like high school. That hotel's atmosphere was way too dry for my delicate mucus membrane. It was like the Gobi Desert. Isn't a gobi at species of fish, too? I think it is. Anyway, I am going back to the cave for today.


Anonymous said...

Perhaps it would be more realistic to blame the coke and hookers for the bloody nose and not the 'dry atmosphere.'

Chuckles said...

What can I say? Former Governor Spitzer throws a hell of a party!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Hey, Spitzer doesn't throw parties. He just pays for 'em.