Friday, March 07, 2008

Dude! Check Out This Sweet Blackwater Video Game!

Is anyone else just a little bit disturbed by how close to the bone they are cutting it with Army of Two? These commercials are every gun nut's dream. Maybe I have just reached my limit. I have yet to install Call of Duty 4 because I have only recently acquired my new computer and also because it does not feature the Wehrmacht and Nazis. There is a difference for me between re-enacting World War II battles and realistic scenarios of the current or near future global war.

Plus, skull masks?
Come on. It just screams "kill anyone you want, it won't matter nobody can see your face." Without a face, we have no conscience.

13 comments:

dontEATnachos said...

I think I might get Army of Two. The co-op is supposed to be a lot of fun.

I'm pretty sure you can customize your mask however you want, right? If I can make mine a unicorn, I totally am.

Kathleen said...

Without a face, we have no conscience.

dude watched Hollow Man last night. BUSTED

dontEATnachos said...

To be fair, Chuckles watches Hollowman at least 3 times a week (he alternates between that and Starship Troopers).

Kathleen said...

While I am not surprised, I do think that full disclosure mandate that goes in Chuckles' craigslist ad.

mdhatter said...

Mentioning that he's been cleared by the Senate Ethics Committee might be a better bet. That Heinlein thing only works in college towns.

Chuckles said...

Indeed, mdhatter, totally cleared.

Senate Ethics Committee said...

We will consider reopening the investigation if it is learned that Mr. Genius screens Starship Troopers for congressional staff.

Chuckles said...

I have secured commitments from no less than 57 card carrying members of the Senate Staff to watch at least one science fiction movie of my choosing at some date in the future, also to be chosen by me.

mdhatter said...

57 is a lot, but how many of those were advertising on Larry Craigslist?

Chuckles said...

If I said none, would you believe me?

Brando said...

You could go for a light-hearted change-of-pace and kill for oil in Fuel of War.

CoD4 is teh shit. Linear as hell but pretty intense.

Chuckles said...

My brother showed me some this weekend and I might install it to duel him.

Brando said...

The sniper level in CoD 4 is the coolest gaming level I have played in a while, although the end is a royal bitch and I had to cheat a bit to get through it.