I knew I was ready to leave work early this morning when I laughed at this in my gmail rss feed:
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Survey says: Discovery Channel needs better journalists. Bonobos and Chimpanzees do not "share much of the same behavior and social hierarchy." Chimpanzees are typically patriarchal societies and bonobos groups are typically matriarchal. Bonobo behavior is also startlingly different when it comes to sex, in that it happens on a frequency that reminds a guy that maybe he misused his college years by playing any Diablo at all, ever.
I wouldn't mind having a squid beak implanted in my cyborg-super-mutant-soldiers when I rule the world.