I think it was The Genius who said, "a foolish inconsistency is the hobgoblin of fucking pissing me off."
I sincerely enjoy having tasks dumped on me suddenly and receiving incorrect instructions and then watching them explode in my face eight months later. I sure do love how professional it makes me look. The doctor says it really helps my blood pressure, too. He wants to submit my results to the International Olympic Cobag Committee. Just jab a javelin in my circulatory system and then show me a circulation report with a deadline of two days ago. Fucking spear will land in Tibet.